The 3 Jobs Promise
3 jobs booked in 30 days, or your £99 back. You keep every job she booked.
Wendy for joiners.
She answers while you’re fitting a kitchen, rings back every missed call within 60 seconds, and chases every quote until it’s a yes or a no. 3 jobs in 30 days, or your £99 back.
Free demo call. No card needed. She’ll read your website, learn your business, then give you a ring.
Yes, she’s AI. The most boring, predictable one you’ll ever hear.
- £99 a month, price locked
- No contract
- Cancel by text
- One trade per town
A day on a joiner’s phone.
Every call answered, sorted and written down, while you’re fitting a kitchen.
Thursday, while you’re fitting a kitchen
Mrs Rowe wants seven internal doors hung. Doors bought. Booked the 14th.
BOOKED INMr Ellis’s back door won’t lock. Booked tomorrow 8am.
BOOKED INMs Moore still hasn’t answered your staircase quote. Wendy texts her.
WORTH CHASINGA caller after doors fitted, but hasn’t bought them and doesn’t know when.
TIME WASTERMr Gill wants fitted wardrobes. Measure booked Saturday 11am.
BOOKED IN
What she knows about joiners.
The usual jobs
- Internal doors
- Kitchens
- Stairs and banisters
- Skirting and architrave
- Fitted wardrobes
Straight through to you
- A door that won’t close or lock
- Anything you’ve told her can’t wait
Time wasters she screens out
- Not ready yetHasn’t bought the doors.
- After a ballparkWants a price before you’ve measured.
- Outside your areaNot one of your postcodes.
You set the rest: your postcodes, the jobs you won’t do, your days, and the smallest job worth going out for.
Her questions, before she books.
Taken from the red flags joiners already use. A customer who only wants a ballpark, isn’t the owner, or is outside your area goes on the time waster pile, with the reason.
- Do you own the property?
- What’s the job, and can you send a photo?
- When do you want it done?
- Roughly what budget do you have in mind?
- How many other quotes are you getting?
You’re paid to work, not answer the phone.
“spending 2hrs discussing requirements then getting no reply”
Wherever the work comes from.
- Phone calls
- Voicemails
- Website forms
- Checkatrade
- MyBuilder
- Bark
- Rated People
Wherever the work comes from, she rings or texts it back within 60 seconds.
Cheaper than office help. Works Sundays.
Office help
about £1,100 a month
- 20 hours a week
- Off weekends
- Holidays, sick days, tea breaks
Wendy
£99 a month
- Every hour of the week
- Works Sundays
- Days off: none. Hobbies: none.
Already paying for leads? She rings them back in 60 seconds, before the other four trades do.
Three promises, in writing.
£99 for as long as you stay
Your price never goes up. No tiers, no upgrades, no surprise bills.
Cancel by text
No contract and no notice period. Text her and that’s that.
The 30 days start when she goes live, not when you pay.
Not a joiner? See every trade she works for →
One joiner per town.
Once a joiner in your town has her, she’s taken for joiners there. We check straight after your demo call.