Wendy

Wendy for plumbers.

She answers while you’re under a sink, rings back every missed call within 60 seconds, and chases every quote until it’s a yes or a no. 3 jobs in 30 days, or your £99 back.

No website? Click here to hear her.

Free demo call. No card needed. She’ll read your website, learn your business, then give you a ring.

Yes, she’s AI. The most boring, predictable one you’ll ever hear.

  • £99 a month, price locked
  • No contract
  • Cancel by text
  • One trade per town

A day on a plumber’s phone.

Every call answered, sorted and written down, while you’re under a sink.

Thursday, while you’re under a sink

  1. Mrs Jones, dripping tap and a loose toilet seat. Booked Thursday 10am.
    BOOKED IN

  2. Mr Grant, water coming through the kitchen ceiling. Put straight through to you.
    PUT STRAIGHT THROUGH

  3. Ms Taylor still hasn’t answered your bathroom quote. Wendy texts her.
    WORTH CHASING

  4. Mr Ahmed wants his shower looked at. He’s renting. Landlord’s job.
    TIME WASTER

  5. Mrs Khan, leak under the bath. Owns the house. Booked Saturday 9am.
    BOOKED IN

What she knows about plumbers.

The usual jobs

  • Leaks and burst pipes
  • Bathrooms and showers
  • Taps, toilets and radiators
  • Blocked sinks and toilets
  • Cylinders and water tanks

Straight through to you

  • Water coming through a ceiling
  • A burst pipe
  • No water at all

Time wasters she screens out

  • RentingLandlord’s job.
  • After a ballparkWants a price before you’ve seen it.
  • Outside your areaNot one of your postcodes.

You set the rest: your postcodes, the jobs you won’t do, your days, and the smallest job worth going out for.

Her questions, before she books.

Taken from the red flags plumbers already use. A customer who only wants a ballpark, isn’t the owner, or is outside your area goes on the time waster pile, with the reason.

  1. Do you own the property?
  2. What’s the job, and can you send a photo?
  3. When do you want it done?
  4. Roughly what budget do you have in mind?
  5. How many other quotes are you getting?

You’re paid to work, not answer the phone.

“After 5 I let it go to voicemail and they hear the message and go elsewhere or learn to ring during normal hours.”
Plumber · UK Plumbers Forums

Wherever the work comes from.

  • Phone calls
  • Voicemails
  • Website forms
  • Checkatrade
  • MyBuilder
  • Bark
  • Rated People
  • Facebook
  • Google
  • WhatsApp

Wherever the work comes from, she rings or texts it back within 60 seconds.

Cheaper than office help. Works Sundays.

Office help

about £1,100 a month

  • 20 hours a week
  • Off weekends
  • Holidays, sick days, tea breaks

Wendy

£99 a month

  • Every hour of the week
  • Works Sundays
  • Days off: none. Hobbies: none.

Already paying for leads? She rings them back in 60 seconds, before the other four trades do.

Three promises, in writing.

The 3 Jobs Promise

3 jobs booked in 30 days, or your £99 back. You keep every job she booked.

£99 for as long as you stay

Your price never goes up. No tiers, no upgrades, no surprise bills.

Cancel by text

No contract and no notice period. Text her and that’s that.

The 30 days start when she goes live, not when you pay.

Not a plumber? See every trade she works for →

One plumber per town.

Once a plumber in your town has her, she’s taken for plumbers there. We check straight after your demo call.

No website? Click here to hear her.